On my 2009 impala 3.5L and 2004 f150 4.2L.
I shut them off and wait a couple minutes and check the dipsticks, and it's always hard to see if oil is on there (seems to scrape oil from somewhere while pulling it out which messes up the reading). I've checked with a fresh oil change too when I am certain the right amount is in there and it's the same issue.
I feel like a dunce bc this should be very simple, but what can be done?