Internet user since 1982 - the days of 300bd dialup.
Designer and writer of safety-critical software and the standards for it.
Can muddle through in a dozen languages but fluent only in gibberish.
Owner and fettler of a classic VW Campervan, channelling my inner hippy.
Resident of crop circle country, just up the road from Stonehenge on the junction of two major ley lines.
Can trace my family tree (allegedly) to 1066.